baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

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guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

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foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out

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wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

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